Honest Sex Toy Review: Satisfyer Pro 2

Sep, 28, 2022

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Ahhh, the Satisfyer Pro 2.

What can I say about this sex toy?

I have had it for almost 2 years, and we have been very happy together…for the most part.

What relationship is without their issues?

I like to consider the Satisfyer my first real sex toy.

Why, might you ask, knowing I have several others that came before it?

Well, because it was the first sex toy I truly enjoyed using and because it’s the only toy that has been able to give me a leg-shaking, using God’s name in vain type of orgasm.

But just because it is my favorite to this date does not mean it is not without its flaws.

The Satisfyer Pro 2 is a fantastic toy for any beginner, but here are some things you need to know before purchasing it.

How Does the Satisfyer Work?

Before we get into the actual review of the toy, I want to clarify one thing!


After reading so many reviews complaining that it doesn’t actually suck on your clit, I wanted to clarify this because when I first purchased it, I was also confused about why it was not sucking on my clit.

The Satisfyer does not suck on the clit but instead rests on it. The head can latch onto the clit if it’s wet enough, but IT WILL NOT SUCK ON IT!

So imagine the head of the toy resting on your cute little wet clitoris.

Once it’s on top of the clitoris, the head sends out waves of air that pulsates onto the clitoris.

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Features of the Satisfyer Pro 2

Taken from the description on Amazon, here are some important features to note about the Satisfyer Pro 2 (+plus some of my commentary that I will go into more detail about).

  • Waterproof
    • It definitely is and may be better in water because the water helps the silicone head latch onto your clitoris.
  • 11 pressure wave settings (aka intensities)
    • Yes, but the higher levels can be very intense and can hurt.
  • Whisper mode
    • Only at the low intensities. Once it reaches the higher ones, I have to put a pillow on it to quiet the sound because I don’t want my roommates to hear me.
  • Rechargeable Li-ion battery
    • Rechargeable, yes, but it has short battery life.
  • Easy to Clean
    • I usually only clean the head once a week, and it’s super easy to clean with a bit of soap and water or a toy cleaner.
  • Magnetic USB charging cable included
    • Yes! Love it but be careful because the slightest movement and the toy will definitely disconnect.

What I Love About The Satisfyer

Now let’s get into the actual review of this toy. I’ve had this toy for almost 2 years now, and as I said in the beginning, it is my preferred toy at the moment.

1) Helps Me Reach An Orgasm Easily

I love it because it helps me reach orgasm quickly.

I am on antidepressants, SSRIs, to be exact, and this type of medication usually causes some form of sexual dysfunction.

Whether that be a low libido or an inability to orgasm, the medication sucks for your sex life.

In my case, the medication has made it harder for me to reach an orgasm and to get wet.

But the Satisfyer Pro 2 has helped tremendously with this issue.

Every time I use this toy, I reach an orgasm; lately, they’ve been stronger.

Not only does it help me reach an orgasm, but it helps me reach it in a short amount of time (10-20mins), which is really important when I just need a quick fix.

2) Air-Pulsing Technology Doesn’t Hurt

Moreover, I love the air-pulsing technology.

If you own other vibrators, you know how uncomfortable the hard vibrations can be on your clitoris. Sometimes it’s too much, and I get scared that I will hurt myself, so I end up not using the toy.

But the Satisfyer Pro 2 is built differently.

I love that the air pulsing technology doesn’t hurt my clitoris and the pressure is not hard on it.

It’s a light pressure even at some of the higher intensities. This is because the nozzle of the toy is in no-contact with the clitoris.

So it’s not directly on it but instead sending waves of vibrations onto it.

3) Easy to Use In Different Positions

Lastly, my favorite thing about this toy is that it is easy to hold, and you can manipulate it from multiple angles.

You can use it in missionary, sit on top of it or use it from the side!

It moves around, but as I said, once you get it to latch onto your clit, the sensation is amazing!!

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Other Things I Love About It

Now here are just some extra things that I love about the toy.

First, it’s super easy to clean.

Since the head is the only part of the toy that is in use, you can clean it really easily. Also, the toy is waterproof!

Not only does that put your mind at ease about cleaning it but think about all the places you can use it! I’ve used it in the bathtub before, and let’s just say it was an experience I won’t forget.

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What I Hate About the Satisfyer Pro 2

Like with everything in life, some cons come along with this toy.

These cons range from minor inconvenience to straight-up “I want to through this toy against the wall.”

1) It Gets Louder As You Level Up

So the description of the toy claims that it is quiet and discreet. And that is true…for the first few levels.

But once you start reaching the higher levels (think past the 5th level), it gets louder.

Theoretically, no one can hear the noise of the vibrator past your door, but it’s loud enough to make you feel subconscious about the sound.

It’s enough to pull you out of the fantasy of having sex in the library by a hot stranger that looks like Henry Cavill.

I sometimes put a pillow on top of it while I am in missionary to drown out the sound.

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2) Short Battery Life

Now this one has been annoying.

In my experience, if you use the toy at the lower levels, the battery lasts longer.

I used to get 4-5 days of use out of it before it would die on me, but now that I am using some of the higher levels, it dies very quickly.

It will usually give me about 2 days of use before it dies.

And it’s starting to piss me off because I will be mid-masturbating, and the next thing I know, it dies.

3) Higher Intensities May Irritate Your Clitoris

I’ve experienced this first hand, especially if I don’t lube up well in the beginning.

The higher intensities of the Satisfyer Pro 2 tend to hurt. This is because the air pulsing technology turns from a nice wave to intense vibrations that can hurt.

They don’t always feel great and can destroy the mood, especially if you try to have a stronger orgasm.

So if you are moving up the intensities, you may feel dissatisfied with the higher intensities on this toy because they are not as pleasurable as the lower levels.

It feels like someone is trying to rub your clit really hard, and it doesn’t feel as good as they think it does.

Minor Inconveniences

These minor inconveniences can vary from person to person, but I thought y’all should know.

When using the toy for extended periods (20 min or more) of time, my hand tends to cramp up.

I am unsure if it is because I am holding the toy in a weird position or if it’s the shape of the handle.

Nevertheless, my hand cramps up, causing me to either change positions to one where I am not holding the toy or switch hands.

Also, I don’t know about you, but I tend to masturbate at night, and since I’ve been using the toy for so long, I already know where all the buttons are, but the buttons don’t light up at night.

So if you don’t know where the buttons are and which one turns up the intensity and which one turns it down, you can be taken out of the moment real quick.

What Does the Satisfyer Pro 2 Feel Like?

I don’t know about ya’ll, but I like it when people paint a picture when describing something.

So picture this:

You are lying on your bed, and you are horny as fuck.

You’re wet but add some extra saliva to ensure that your clitoris is wet too.

You pull out your Satisfyer Pro 2 and turn it on to the second level.

The air-pulsing technology vibrating through the toy’s head is lightly placed on your clit, and it feels incredible.

The pulsations of the toy are focused solely on your clitoris and nowhere else.

The waves’ pressure is not too intense, so you feel comfortable and decide to turn it up a few levels. 

The waves intensify into vibrations that are no longer focused solely on your clitoris but instead can be felt throughout your vulva.

The vibrations are rough and don’t feel as good, so you decide to go back down a few levels.

So what does the Satisfyer feel like: it feels like rhythmic thumping on your clitoris, and it’s great until it isn’t.

How I Use My Satisfyer Pro 2

I’ve had this toy for a while and have tried it in various scenarios: shower, bathtub while standing, squatting, on the floor, on the bed, in missionary, on top, etc.

But there is a formula I usually follow every time.

I wet the head of the toy by either using my saliva or lube.

I wet my clitoris either with my wetness or my saliva.

Then I try to latch the toy onto my clitoris or have it rest directly on it.

I then start on the lower levels and work my way up until I reach my orgasm.

I love it when it latches on to my clit because I can move my hips more and grind on the Satisfyer.

And it feels wow.

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Should You Invest In the Satisfyer Pro 2?

The ultimate question.

I personally think this is a great toy!

Especially for beginners who are trying to find a sex toy that is not too intimidating, easy to use, and can manipulate to their liking.

The air-pulse technology and no-contact head is a great way to ease in when it comes to buying sex toys.

This toy is still my favorite, so it’s a yes for me!

This is the best place to start if you are looking for a beginner-level toy! But if you are well-experienced with sex toys and are looking for something with more intensity, then this is NOT the toy for you.

The Satisfyer Pro 2 may not be as satisfying as you reach certain levels in your sexual journey, but it is definitely, in my opinion, the best place to start.


Hi, I am Mia! I am Sex Education Enthusiast and I love bringing people the knowledge they need to make their sex lives better! I always preach that having a healthy sex life is a part of a healthy life overall.

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