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Pleasure is not a privilege but a right that everyone should have access to all the time, and that’s what Esmerelda Eso Es Toys promises with these three toys. Today, you will meet Ron, Charlie, and Joani- a trio that puts the term “small but mighty” to the test.
So before we delve deeper into the wonders of butt plugs and remote-controlled toys, remember Come to Mia is a safe space where we embrace the awkward sex talk and ask all the questions because if something is going up in me, then I need to where it came from.
Kinda seems like I ask more questions about the sex toys I use than the guys I’ve slept with, but I digress.
In this blog post, I will give my honest and thorough review of Esmerelda’s sex toys. What they look like, how they feel, and the best way to use them if you’re a little nervous and unsure like me. And if you stay until they end, there is a treat for you!
So without further ado, let’s see what these toys can do!
Ron, the Mini Air Pulse Clitoral Stimulator
Overview
Out of all the toys, a clitoral stimulator is the one I have the most experience with, so let’s just say I had high standards. When I first held Ron in my hands, the first thing of note was how easy it was to hold and how it fits in my hand. As my clitoral stimulator veterans know, an ergonomic design is one of the most essential features. If you can’t get a good grip on the toy, you risk not having an orgasm. In addition, being able to maneuver the toy easily allows you to use the toy in various positions or in various locations.
Combine this with how lightweight it is; you’d think it was the perfect toy. With 10 different vibration modes, Ron is perfect for anyone. So whether you are a newbie or an expert, Ron can be your friend.
Personal Impressions
I was actually surprised by Ron and its vibrations. At first, I thought Ron wouldn’t be able to get the job done because of how small it was.
I thought it would work, but it will take a while to get me to orgasm because it won’t pack a punch as the Satisfyer does, but I was happily wrong!
As you move through the vibrational levels, Ron not only gets better, but it doesn’t irritate your clitoris, which many other toys do as you move up in vibrational levels.
Moreover, Ron is not as nosy as my other toys due to its small but mighty form.
If you place your clitoris right on it, all the sound is muffled, which is perfect if you live with roommates or your parents.
Mia’s Tips & Tricks
If you are going to use Ron, I suggest using some water-based lube, especially if you are used to the higher levels on any other clitoral stimulator, to avoid any possible irritation and an increase in pleasure.
Moreover, a great way to test the power of Ron’s vibes is to turn it all the way up and lightly place it on your clitoris. This way, you will feel the vibes all over your vulva and not just on your clit.
Also, thanks to the compact and ergonomic design for easy handling and maneuverability, you can use Ron in multiple positions. I suggest using Ron in a cowgirl position if you haven’t already.
Picture this: You are on top and slightly grinding on Ron (the toy) while your clit is hitting the stimulator part, or you can just keep still.
Dealers choice!
Related Article: Honest Sex Toy Review: Satisfyer Pro 2
Charlie’s Angels: The trio of butt plugs
Overview
If you are new to the world of butt plugs like I am, then you will want to read this.
Charlie’s Angel’s butt plugs trio is perfect for any beginner. The reason has nothing to do with how cute they are but because they are a trio! If you know anything about your anus or anal sex, then you know that you can’t just go sticking anything in there. You have to train your anus because it is sensitive and prone to tearing. With the trio, you can gradually train your anus to increase in size, which is perfect for beginners!
Moreover, each individual plug comes in its own soft black drawstring baggie!
Personal Impressions
I cannot lie; butt plugs scare me! Growing up, sex was something you didn’t talk about, so anal sex was something that never crossed my mind! I thought that was only for gay people. But that was until I learned about the world of the anus and all its nerve endings and how connected it is to other internal erogenous zones. So when I got these butt plugs, I was intimated despite all the knowledge I held.
When I first held the Charlie’s Angles, I loved the silicone material. It is soft to the touch, and let’s be honest, the gems make the whole thing less scary and halt any fears that you won’t be able to pull it out. Furthermore, the butt plugs are bendy. They are not stiff like ones made from steel. This makes it ideal for beginners, knowing there is plenty of wiggle room.
When I went to try the butt plugs, I grabbed the smallest Angel. It’s about as tall as my index finger, but the width was still intimidating. Remember, this was my first time. While I could not insert the whole thing due to my fear and inability to relax completely, I felt as if Charlie helped me open up to a new sensation that I am excited to explore.
Mia’s Tips & Tricks
Just because I couldn’t insert an Angel into my butt this time doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try it!
When using butt plugs, there are three critical things to remember:
- Always use lube! The anus, unlike the vagina, is not self-lubricating, and it is made of delicate tissue prone to tearing, so use lube! Preferably water or silicone based!
- Relax! In order to fit anything into your anus, you need to relax, which is something I still haven’t been able to master. Take a few deep breaths and be sure you are fully aroused because when you are turned on, all you are thinking about is how good it will feel.
- Start small! If you are a butt-plug virgin like me, the trio is a great buy because you can gradually increase in size. Remember that you have to train your anus to take. This muscle is used to push out, so it needs time to adjust.
Related Article: 4 Things I Wish I Knew Before Buying My First Sex Toy!
Joani: Remote-Controlled Love Egg
Overview
Ahhhh, Joani…the G spot stimulator. While she is not my first, she is currently in the running for first place.
Like the other toys, Joani is made from a soft silicone material that is easy to clean and safe to use.
But Joani is unique compared to other love eggs because it is remote-controlled. Making it easier for partners to get in on the fun anywhere.
The ergonomic fit of the remote makes it easy for you to use it on yourself. It is perfectly made for your thumb to rest on as you sit back and enjoy the deep sensations.
Along with the remote, Joani is waterproof, which makes it better for cleaning and expands the options in locations where it can be used.
Finally, Joani comes with multiple vibration patterns and intensities for personalized pleasure. The egg shape of the toy allows for easy entry to the vaginal canal, and the deep sensations will help you explore the pleasure of your G-spot.
But let’s not forget the tail.
Those deep vibrations can be felt in every part of Joani, including the tail. This means while the egg is going to town on your g-spot, the tail can be used to lightly stimulate your clitoris or around your vulva, or with your partner.
The possibilities are endless.
Personal Impressions
When I first turned Joani on, I could tell that this was a toy I had never experienced. I’ve had an egg before, but not to the level of expertise that Joani presents.
While it is easy to use, I wouldn’t suggest this toy for beginners who are just starting to explore the G-spot.
The deep vibrations of Joani can be incredible. However, if you are still not familiar with your own vagina, then it can be a bit much, even on a low setting.
However, if you already have a familiarity with your G-spot and vaginal canal, then Joani is great for helping you get to that next level of pleasure.
For me, Joani was a little too advanced. The intense vibes scared my vagina closed, but I was able to enjoy Joani in a different way. I used the toy to explore other parts of my vulva, which was new.
Joani, like Charlie, is just the beginning for me to explore different pleasures.
Mia’s Tips & Tricks
Joani is incredible for anyone looking to explore the wonderful world of their G-spot or take that pleasure to the next level.
But when using this sex toy, it is important to incorporate two things:
- Arousal: You need to be fully aroused to get the maximum benefit of this toy. As you become aroused, your vaginal canal lengthens and self-lubricates, making insertion much more effortless.
- Lube: Yes, you need lube! The egg is as big as the palm of my hand. Don’t skip out on the lube. It will aid in insertion and pleasure. The wetter, the better.
While Joani is great for solo play, it is also amazing for couples looking to be more adventurous and take things outside the bedroom. Put the remote to good use.
Finally, if you are a beginner that wants to explore your G-spot and vaginal canal, you can use Joani. You can have the toy rest in the vaginal opening and work up to full insertion.
Explore With Esmerelda
While Ron, Charlie, and Joani all have their specialties and the areas they focus on, these toys are great for anyone looking to explore different types of pleasure.
For the past few years, I haven’t explored much past my clitoris. Still, with the help of these toys and a few breathing exercises, I think I will soon know more about the other pleasures my body can offer me.
Esmerelda Toys does a great job at making pleasure for everyone and giving us access to gorgeous toys that allow us to explore past what we know in a shameless manner while still looking cute.
I hope this review has empowered you to make informed choices that align with your desires and needs. Self-exploration is not dirty and should not be intimidating.
So experiment! Pleasure is a personal journey, and the tools we’ve explored here are just a glimpse of the vast array of possibilities that await you!
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